Sep 9th 08

I have no issue with family entertainment, but Mom… Dad… there’s a reason they put Vegas far from the civilized world in the middle of a desert. IT’S BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

People leave their lives when they get to Vegas, they transform into tremendous assholes. It’s hard to read that sentence without thinking I’m somehow predisposed to not like these people, but I do… because I’m one of them… as regularly as humanly possible.

Vegas is Sin City. It’s an delectable adventure designed to swallow you whole and then spit you out in a haze of smoke and a a stench of booze. When Vegas is done with you, you’ll be broke, exhausted, and reeking of strippers.

Hell yes.

Via the Rands Vegas System

Rands wrote this more than six years ago, but it still rings true.

In two weeks, my best friend Stephanie is coming to visit me in San Francisco—which, by the way, is incredible so far—and then we are headed to Vegas for the weekend. A lot of people don’t get it, but we love the place. Once we stayed for four nights straight and decided that it was too much fun for one sitting. However, anything less than four nights is, as Rands describes it, a “delectable adventure.”

The Mirage is our destination, Olives is where we’ll stop for lunch, and Tryst and Tao are THEE clubs to make “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” come true. Can’t wait!